Everyday I labor with new ways to entertain and amuse my cat slave. Sometimes I have to be quite silly. Today I'm not in the mood. I think the greatness of today will be in the amount of fawning I lavish on my mommy. I'll curl up next to her and lick her hand. I'll throw myself down in her path and allow her to stroke my fur for at least three minutes. I'll follow her everywhere she goes. I'll even hop into the shower with her. Oh yes, it's a big burden being a great cat...but some cat has to do it. And I'm glad it's me.