Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Thursday, June 14, 2012

I'm a Published Author

For a number of years, I've been active in this blog, and on twitter, imparting my sage pronouncements from on high. Now I'm a literary 
giant with the release of a new book. 

And as a treat for all my friends: IT'S FREE TODAY AS AN EBOOK AT AMAZON http://amzn.com/B008504R9W

Here's what the product description says: 

Translated from the original Catspeak, Confucius Cat says, is a hilarious and profound collection of the advice and observations of the wise and wonderful feline philosopher. 



Praise for Confucius Cat Says...
"A purrrrfect book for anyone who loves to laugh."
- Ravenous Readers
"Hilariously funny and wise. A must-read book..."
-Wanda Wienen Kruse
Book Reviewer

Overview
Confucius Cat knows all and has generously agreed to impart his wisdom to the world in this compendium of his best advice and observations.

More Praise

 "If you're a cat lover, buy this book."
-Aspinwald
Book Reviewer

"Fun, quirky cute book for cat lovers everywhere."
Busy Happy Mom
Book Reviewer

I hope you'll check it out while it's FREE. 

Also FREE today is mummy's book FATED HEARTS which is a paranormal romance novella. http://amzn.com/B006XVD53O But enough about that. It's ME we should be focusing on. 

Go download "Confucius Cat Says..." The most important book of our generation!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Red, White and......

.........and CAT!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I almost.....

got my entire body into the box. My big head wouldn't fit.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I'm Really Working....

....I'm dusting the floor right now.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Earth is Off its Axis


......I don't seem to have any tuna on my plate.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Weather Forecast...Sunny

















.........With a chance of catnaps.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Sometimes.......




















.............I feel like hanging out with the canine housemate (Zelda).

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

If I lay here....


















.......................you'll have to pet me instead of working.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Just gonna............

...............HANG out here for a while and try to SCRATCH up something interesting to do.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I make an impression...


..............I look like an Impressionist painting cat in this photo.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Does this.........



















...........angle make my butt look fat? I am NOT fat. It's all muscle............and fur.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Never put off until tomorrow....








....................the toilet paper roll you can shred today.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Peekaboo....



........................I see you!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fortunately......

.........Mummy chose kitchen tiles to color coordinate with my fur.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Purrs 4 Peace- Week 16: Sanctuary for the Innocent

According to on-line statistics, over 70 million animals in the United States alone are subjected to animal testing each year. They are scalded, poisoned, blinded, maimed, and genetically manipulated. They endure traumatic injury, live vivisection and more in the name of science and research. Mice, rats, rabbits, apes dogs and cats...each a living, feeling, being who suffers fear and pain.


In the opinion of Confucius Cat, animal testing should be banned. These tests are CRUEL. Most are performed without painkillers. Most result in permanent injury and death. When a small number of humans subject animals to this pain and suffering, they create a stain of guilt upon the whole human race. ANIMALS HAVE RIGHTS and are not placed on this earth for the use of humans. There can be no peace in the world while the pain of these animals cries out into the universe. Worse, most of these tests NOT NECESSARY since they are done merely to protect commercial companies from lawsuit. Moreover, the same tests may be performed by multiple companies who do not share information. The tragedy of this is compounded by the fact that animal tests are NOT RELIABLE. Humans are different from animals. So a medicine or cosmetic that is safe and effective for animals may not be safe or reliable in humans. (See www.BUAV.org). Moreover, there are effective ALTERNATIVES TO ANIMAL TESTING such as human volunteers. (See www.stopanimalstest.com). These alternatives are often less expensive and more reliable.


This week’s purrs are dedicated to stopping the practice of “pound seizures” which is the selling of cats and dogs by animal shelters. That pets who were supposed to be protected within SHELTERS should be subjected to the torture of animal testing and research is unconscionable. Animal shelters should be a sanctuary. A place where the dogs and cats can be safe until their forever home is found.


"If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals."
--
Albert Einstein


11:59 a.m. Get ready to Purrrrrrrr.


SET.


12:00 p.m.


Confucius Cat say: GO!


Purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr,



Purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr... Inside you love and compassion grows as the lava builds inside the volcano. Molten love and compassion flowing through you and then into the universe.


Purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, Purring.... See that love and compassion touching each and every suffering animal, soothing their pain, comforting their fears.


Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr. With your purrs speak to the hearts of all who are meant to provide homes. Your purrs are leading and guiding them to find their homeless furry children.


Purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr,

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Imagine every cat and dog living in a loving, safe and nurturing home.


Purrrrrr.purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr...Imagine the headline: Scientific community declares animal testing obsolete. Government bans antiquated practice.

Purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, purrrr, purrrrr, purrrr, ........... purr compassion, purr protection, purr safety, purr adoption, purr belonging, purr love, purr peace.


Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I'm irritated......

.....Get off the computer and pay attention to ME!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Law of Attraction......



.....Defined as the tendency for the energy of intelligent humans to be "attracted" to the energy of magnificent felines. Now, that's not a SECRET.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

To Jump or Not to Jump.....

...........that is the question. Whether tis nobler to perch upon my cat condo and stare at the world outside......................... or leap to the floor and dash into my mancat cave to hide.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

It's been a long time.....

............Since I was this small.................Now I'm.....





...................................this BIG..............

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I'm not in the mood.......

.....for Tuesday.