My slaves, err owners, are mad at their teenagers for taking the car all over town and depleting it of gas. What should my slave- err owners do?
Sissy cat
Dear Sissy cat:
Your owners must dangle the car keys over the heads of their teenagers until they promise to conserve gas. This kind of play always exhausts me and I will agree to anything after ten minutes. Teenagers do not have the stamina of cats. Thus, I am certain the teenagers will concede in less than five.
As always, I remain your wise and wonderful Confucius Cat
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Dear wise and wonderful confucius cat-
What do you do when you just can't seem to sleep anymore? I use to sleep 18 or more hours a day. Now I can't sleep more than 16. I'm starting to hiss more and claw out at my owners because I am so sleep deprived. Any suggestions?
Boots
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